How To Fight

By bitingmylip

Look defiant. Talk too loud.
Insult your target
Stand your ground
When they hear you and retaliate
Look them in the eye and do not wait
For them to start –
Get in there quick.
Set your jaw and snarl a bit.
Move at them first
And go in strong.
Don’t stand around or wait too long
Upper cut punch in to the jaw
Then square in the stomach
And they’ll fall to the floor.
Unless he’s big
In which case, brace
Yourself for a black eye
And a mangled face.